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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 01:58

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Octopussy

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

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